VOTED THE BEST EMAIL OF THIS YEAR 2008

VOTED THE BEST EMAIL OF THIS YEAR   Humbling...truly humbling     If you  think you are unhappy, look at them           If  you think your salary is low, how about  her? If  you think you don't have many  friends... When  you feel like giving up, think of this  man If  you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as  much as he does? If  you complain about your transport system, how  about them? If  your society is unfair to you, how about her?   Enjoy  life how it is and as it comes Things  are worse for others and is a lot better for us   There  are many things in your life that will catch  your eye but only a few will catch your  heart....pursue those...

Husband V/s Wife

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
  
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,The Master of Women'?
 
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, Sir.

 

 

 

Dancing Baby

Four Liquid Stages of Life... Simple...

Four Liquid Stages of Life...

Amazing creativity shown by the photographer

Office Improvements

How to treat a rude customer!

How to Treat a Rude Customer

An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport. A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You"" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Bhagwad Geeta Revisited for Recessionary Times

The Transformation

The middle picture might haunt you